THE 2023 EUROVISION SONGS RANKED IN ORDER. This post: #37-31.  

Continues next weekend.

 

 

EUROVISION 2023

THE 37 SONGS

(in order of preference)

 

The number of competitors for this year’s Eurovision Song Contest has decreased to 37 with the absence of Bulgaria, North Macedonia and Montenegro. This year, the ESC will be held in host city Liverpool, England in May. Caffè Lattè has ranked all of the entries in terms of sonic quality, as it does annually. The higher the ranking, the better the song.

*Note that a live performance and the on-stage presentation may alter the overall impact of a song.

ALBANIA ARMENIA AUSTRALIA AUSTRIA AZERBAIJAN BELGIUM CROATIA CYPRUS

CZECHIA DENMARK ESTONIA FINLAND FRANCE GEORGIA GERMANY GREECE

ICELAND IRELAND ISRAEL ITALY LATVIA LITHUANIA MALTA MOLDOVA NETHERLANDS

NORWAY POLAND PORTUGAL ROMANIA SAN MARINO SERBIA SLOVENIA SPAIN

SWEDEN SWITZERLAND UKRAINE UNITED KINGDOM

 

 

 

#37   

 

D.G.T. (OFF AND ON)

Theodor Andrei

Romania

The Romanian entry will be competing in the second Semi-Final. It will struggle to make the cut. One advantage is that it will be performed in Romanian and English.

#36   

 

BLOOD & GLITTER

Lord Of The Lost

Germany

Germany are fortunate to pre-qualify for a spot in the Grand Final. This entry is an attempt to attract fans of past winning songs by Lordi and Måneskin. It is unoriginal and will be punished in the televoting.

#35   

 

AIJÃ

Sudden Lights

Latvia

Latvia’s song will be sung in English during the first Semi-Final. Stage presentation may save it, but it is unremarkable overall.

#34   

 

MY SISTER’S CROWN

Vesna

Czechia

For the first time, the country that had previously participated as the Czrch Republic will be competing as Czechia. Prague is one of Europe’s most beautiful cities and would make a memorable host location for Eurovision. Unfortunately, 2023 will not be the year Czechia achieves its first win. The entry is performed in 4 languages: English, Ukrainian, Czech and Bulgarian in Semi-Final 1.

#33   

 

FUTURE LOVER

Brunette

Armenia

This entry will be delivered in Armenian and English and will be competing in Semi-Final 2. It’s not a bad song, but it fails to go anywhere and is unlikely to bring a first win to Armenia.

#32   

 

MAMA ŠČ!

Let 3

Croatia

The group’s video clip depicts members in a way that appears to be too close to Nazis. This will most likely repel many viewers. In any case, the song itself possesses a catchy beat, but will not bring the first Croatian win. Let 3 are known for being provocative performers. The song is in Croatian. This will be a grower.

#31   

 

DUJE

Albina & Familja Kelmendi

Albania

Performing in Albanian in Semi-Final 2, this entry is different enough to attract enough votes to progress into the Grand Final. Albania has yet to secure a victory at Eurovision and is unlikely to accomplish that elusive feat this year.